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En av mina absoluta favoritkomiker, George Carlin, är död. Trist som fan. Orkar inte skriva så mycket om det, lägger bara upp ett par av mina favoritklipp med honom. Hade jag bara trott på efterlivet så hade jag väl skrivit nåt i stil med att jag hoppas att han har det bra där han är nu, men då så inte är fallet så nöjer jag mig med att tänka tillbaka på alla skratt han skänkt mig. Bra så.


"...a raging workaholic, a working rageaholic..."



"...you can say you pricked your finger,
just don't say you fingered your prick..."




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1 Rikard:

Nämen... va? Nej! Nej! :(

2 Jonas Nordström:

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.



At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.



Atheism is a non-prophet organization.



By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.



Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.



Electricity is really just organized lightning.



Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.



Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.



Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?



"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?



I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.



I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.



I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.



I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.



I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.



I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.



If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter.



If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.



If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.



If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.



Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.



Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.



May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.



Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.



Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.



One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.



Religion is just mind control.



Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.



The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.



The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.



The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.



The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said tothemselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

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